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> 100 FBI agents to do the chicken dance in DC for 30 minutes

Given the recent revelations about the FBI's predilection for animal activities, "dance" should be probably in quotes there.


I've just been calling them gay (because fed cops are famously secure about their sexuality) for years. Is there a meme I'm missing?

Not a meme but rather news. The FBI has recently updated their hiring guidelines and, among other things, they've removed "bestiality" from the list of reason that automatically disqualify an applicant.

Their argument is that, for instance, people who have been coerced into bestiality against their will may want to join the FBI to prevent other people from suffering the same fate but are automatically disqualified from doing so.

For a tongue-in-cheek version you can check late night shows from last week.


> Their argument is that, for instance, people who have been coerced into bestiality against their will may want to join the FBI to prevent other people from suffering the same fate but are automatically disqualified from doing so.

Wait, that implies they equaled being forced into bestiality as being into bestiality? It's like refusing all thieves and their victims.


I kind of feel sorry for the people who were hired the day after that policy took effect. (Only kind of because they decided to work for Patel.)

> Southwark is now full of []

squints

> The big Ferris wheel.

Surely Lambeth.

> The Tate.

Modern? Yes. Britain? No, that's Westminster.

> And I see that the Oxo Tower has now put in a bar.

Hasn't it had a bar since it opened one in 1996?


> In Portugal you have to subscribe 2 or 3 streaming platforms

Same in the UK (Sky for EPL+EFL Cup, HBO for EPL+UCL, Amazon Prime for Christmas EPL + occasional cup games) + a TV licence (for the occasional cup game / tournaments.)

If you don't pay for anything, you can watch about 10? cup games a season on ITV. Or go to a pub, obviously (but then you'll be forced to buy drinks.)

You can usually listen to a bunch of games per week via BBC Radio (I think it requires a TV licence if you use streaming but you can still get 5Live on AM radio AFAIK) and TalkSport (also on AM radio.)


ITV also requires the TV license so those also aren't free.

Huh, I thought it was just the BBC. But then again I haven't had terrestrial TV for nearly 2 decades. TIL.

TV license is 'required' for all live TV (all channels) + iPlayer. Also if you're watching live sports through e.g. NowTV's website you still need one. It's much wider reaching than just the BBC channels.

> mechanical keys, I don't really see how that adds anything of value on a phone these days

When you get old, your ability to type reliably on a phone's touchscreen keyboard starts to go down the pan. Having actual tactile "things" to land on can make it easier.


Never thought of that. Plus I'm getting old so might the time to try it out.

Also I think if you're rich enough to be able to coat the inside of a cardboard box with Vantablack, you've probably much easier ways to get misinformation out to the public than photographing a monitor in a cardboard box...

> I can’t think of a single scenario where people have been tricked by a staged photo

Let me introduce you to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Cottingley Fairies[0].

"Doyle was enthusiastic about the photographs, and interpreted them as clear and visible evidence of supernatural phenomena. [...] the photographs were faked, using cardboard cutouts of fairies copied from a popular children's book of the time"

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies


> I discovered the myths of Procrustes and his infamous bed

Strangely, the ZX81 BASIC manual mentions him in the context of "Procrustean strings"[0] - "To make sure this happens, the string that is being assigned to it is cut off on the right if it is too long, or filled out with spaces if it is too short - this is called Procrustean assignment after the inn-keeper Procrustes who used to make sure that his guests fitted the bed by either stretching them out on a rack or cutting their feet off."

[0] https://archive.org/details/zx-81-basic-programming/page/n59...


According to [0], for icons at least, "no, not quite", because "Apple's exact icon outline is not a pure superellipse — it is built from carefully tuned Bézier curves that closely approximate one."

[0] https://squircle.js.org/blog/math-behind-squircles


This kind of thing was available (although more difficult to find) well before the EU started on their Apple quest - e.g. I had the dimensional drawings for whatever phone I had in late 2015 (6 or 6S, I forget) because I was making graphical inserts for my clear case using my Cricut with dimensions from the Apple PDF.

No, and we don't really have a culture of cancelling things for people they say now, either, when it comes down to it because if that were true, Trump would not be president given his long history of [waves hands], a large number of Republican politicians would also be out of work, etc.

So what is it that drives such phrases into common parlance as a description of the apparently-fictitious culture of rote cancellation, might one suppose?

I might suggest that "projection" is a primary motivator, although I work to avoid projecting on my own time.

(Edit: To disambiguate without vagueness: When some fucking party or other is talking about "cancel culture," they usually seem, to me, to be projecting about their own fucking party's fucking ugly policies and tactics.

And in a sane and pure world, I'd like to wish that they'd be recognized as being fucking scumbags for behaving in this way.

But it is my observation that we do not always live in a sane and pure world.)


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